This is actually the background on my phone. “Hey Assbutt” is my text message alert….I have problems.

captainackles:

it’s like

wincest will always be my otp

and i will go down with that fucking ship, man

however, destiel is pretty fucking great too, okay?

every ship is great in its own way. shipping is fun. why do we have to argue over it?

just hear me out

i mean you can’t compare destiel to wincest. it’s…

^ THIS PERSON WINS THE INTERNETS

I didn’t get to watch the season finale.

I DIDN’T GET TO WATCH THE SEASON FUCKING FINALE

Anyone know where I can watch it online or something??

…Please?

…PLEASE?!?!?!

YOU GUYS!!!!! YOU GUYS SERIOUSLY!!!!

THIS MOVIE FUCKING ROCKS

GO WATCH IT. JUST DO IT

Thor: Watch who you speak of. Loki is my brother

Phil: He’s killed 80 people in two days

Thor: He’s adopted.

^ THIS. needs to happen to all of his fangirls.

I was sitting at my local Pizza Hut, and I saw a guy that looked like Lucifer and had Gabriel tattooed on his arm. Just throwin’ it out there.

You are only allowed to reblog this ONCE. Any more than once and this is completely ruined.  Reblog if you’re a Supernatural fan so we can see how many of us there are out there!

dan-gria:

REBLOG TO SUPPORT RUE AND CINNA

Recently the actors who play Rue and Cinna have come under attack from Racist fans of the Hunger Games. Reblog if you support the casting of Amandla Stenberg, the adorable and talented actress who plays Rue, and Lenny Kravitz, the unquestionable genius who plays Cinna.

http://www.eonline.com/news/hunger_games_lenny_kravitz_amandla/304193?cmpid=sn-000000-twitterfeed-365-top_stories&utm_source=dlvr.it&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=twitterfeed_celebrities_top_stories&dlvrit=79438

lac-e:

MASSSIVE GIVE AWAYYYY!!!!

included:

• macbook air UNUSED
• nikon SLR D5100 camera UNUSED
• blackberry smartphone 8250 UNUSED
• ipod classic 
• Eternity purfume- Calvin Klein UNOPENED
• Chloe purfume- UNUSED
• silk shorts- boutique in Italy
• skirt boho brint- urban outfitters
• infinity red knit muffler- urban outfitters
• jewelry- i dont remember haha

my father’s company gave us all these electronics so I decided to give them away :)

ALL of these items will be given to ONE lucky follower from notes of the photo THAT I DO NOT PERSONALLY KNOW

You may reblog this picture up to FIVE times

i will pay for good quality national/ international shipment

YOU MUST KEEP THIS ON YOUR BLOG TILL MARCH 30th (the day the winner is decided)

for proof- the winner will upload a photo of them with all the items!

i will decide the winner in the last week of march

message me for any questions!!

MUST BE FOLLOWING: lac-e

this is not a joke

DEAR GOD WHY?????!!!!!

greatmastercami:

cowboydave:

magier-des-untergangs:

akemi-idane:

vulpesignem:

gayxmen:

amnemoniczest:

franticdecadence:

sorcyress:

danimia:

ungemmed:

seawitchery:

floorwritesuncomfortable:

andtherewaslight:

idrownideas:

baby blue. It’s a boy!

 Um…a dark blue SHS choir t-shirt with the neck cut out of it?

dark gray. I CAN CREATE STORMS

Mine is kinda brick-colored. I now want “Brick House” as my superhero theme song.

I’m wearing my “This was supposed to be the future” shirt.

http://www.threadless.com/product/63/Damn_Scientists

I’m pretty sure now I get a jetpack, robotic companion, dinner in pill form, hydrogen-fueled automobile, and nuclear-powered levitating house.

I WIN THE INTERNET TODAY.

My shirt has the words “Don’t Panic” inscribed in large, friendly letters on its front.

I’m… not entirely certain what that signifies, but it signifies SOMETHING, that’s for sure.

Don’t Panic powers sound pretty great. You can calm down all the supervillians!

My shirt is this one:

Which man, I don’t even know what powers I have besides the power of the THIRD DIMENSION WOAH.

Mind control?

Pyramid Head. So I guess that means I have mannequin raping powers?

this always comes around when im wearing my god tier john shirt

its canon john is actually me

thank god for hero of void. i may survive n this cruel world of evil.

Hope sweatshirt.

Fuck.

Time hoodie. Fucking yes.

Life guard. REALLY

“FOREVER A SHAWOL”

I have the power of fangirl. But that is nothing new.

Wait. So I have the powers of Grape Fanta?! HOLY SHIZA! Can I spew it out of my armpits?

birdbitch:

oh-coco:

sonofrogers:

kalelle:

ask-kirri:

asksarahwinchester:

lillymwinchester:

((A movie about archeology or something like that… It had monkeys and beams. And I fell asleep during that class. :D ))

((Gnomeo & Juliet. Okay cool so I’m going to turn into a lawn gnome, be threatened by lawn mowers, and fall in love. AWESOME.))

((uh… that was X men first class… does that mean i’m a mutant?))

28 Days Later. Fuck you, Robert Carlyle.

[ Uh.. well Charlie’s Angels. Awesome. ]

The Social Network?

Uhm. I’m a rich douche?

Enemy at the Gates

FUCK

American Psyco….Hey, Long as Christian Bale has his way with me first, I don’t care.

avanalae:

missifa:

trophic:

~Giveaway~

Ok so I was clearing out my room and I found a few things that I don’t use any more/ have never used, so I thought I would give them away! I recently did an iPhone giveaway and it felt so great to make someone happy like that so I wanted to do it again :-)

You could win:

• A Ninento DS lite (and charger)
• Ninento DS lite case
• Four Ninento DS games
  -Super Mario Bros
  -Mario&Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games
  -Mystery Case Files: Millionheir
  -Animal Crossing Wild World
• A UltraHD Flip Camera 
• Flip Camera case
• Four lip glosses (I’ve never used them lmao)
• Facebook Like and Dislike stamps  

Rules:

• Reblog as many times as you like (no likes sorry :c)
• You don’t have to follow me but if you did that would be awesome c:
  http://trophic.tumblr.com/ 
• This giveaway will end on the 20th of April
• I will ship internationally so no matter where you live there is a chance of you winning it :-)
• I will send the winner an ask, so make sure you’ve enabled your ask box!

Good luck! :-D 

oh plz plz plz plz plz plz plz plz

Not gonna lie. I really want the like and dislike stamps. My friend would have it on his forehead everyday

anneapocalypse:

creativelyoffensive:

Trying to prove a point.

…..does looking, reading, and listening count too? Cuz I do all that…. … ….I uh…have to get back to my porn now…